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Types of Women

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CamSHAFT @user_6565 · 24-05-2006
[CENTER][COLOR=#FF33FF]Types of Women [/COLOR][COLOR=#FF33FF]



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[COLOR=red]HARD-DISK Woman: [/COLOR]


She remembers everything, FOREVER.



[COLOR=red]RAM Woman: [/COLOR]


She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.



[COLOR=red]WINDOWS Woman:[/COLOR]


Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.



[COLOR=red]EXCEL Woman: [/COLOR]


They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.



[COLOR=red]SCREENSAVER Woman: [/COLOR]

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She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!



[COLOR=red]INTERNET Woman:[/COLOR]


Difficult to access.



[COLOR=red]SERVER Woman: [/COLOR]


Always busy when you need her.



[COLOR=red]MULTIMEDIA Woman: [/COLOR]


She makes horrible things look beautiful.



[COLOR=red]CD-ROM Woman: [/COLOR]


She is always faster and faster.



[COLOR=red]E-MAIL Woman: [/COLOR]


Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.




[COLOR=red]VIRUS Woman: [/COLOR]


Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything

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من بريدي

اعجبتني خصوصا اخر وحده

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reema @user_1363 · 29-05-2006
Always avoid 6 types of men ...




1. ScarMan: Otherwise known as the walking wounded, ScarMan talks continuously about his ex and the past, to the exclusion of everything else -- including you. He is too busy telling you about what a saint or witch his ex was to notice that you havenít been able to say one word about yourself. He is not ready yet for a relationship yet and should be passed by until he gets over the past.






2. SideMan: This man is married or living with someone, but looking for some excitement on the side. He has no attention of establishing a real relationship, though might lie to get what he wants.





3. CrazyMan: He has so many quirks that a hospital wing of psychotherapists couldnít figure him out. He might have rituals he must perform. One needs to sleep with his teddy bear by his face. Another calls his mother three times a day. Though some of these rituals may be tolerable in small doses, they might run you down in the long-term.






4. YAPpie: He has the benefit of youth on his side, but not much else. He's without money and without job prospects. You pay for everything and drive him around, too.





5. OLMan: This guy is the YAPpie grown older but not wiser. He has not provided for his future and is looking to you to do that for him. His only plans now are to find someone who will take care of him.





6. BagMan: He's got difficult children -- some of whom may live with him -- from earlier relationships. Multiple alimony payments and lots of bitterness over past woes are just some of the baggage this man brings to the relationship. Give up on him before you are left holding the bag.








المرأة هي نصف المجتمع أي أن لها نصف القرار وهي تؤثر على قرار النصف الآخر ,,
:D ;)

صباحكم فل يا شباب:cool:
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أبـوأسـد @user_15810 · 28-05-2006
:D :D :D :D :D

YOU ARE VERY FANY Night Hawk

ANY WIFE DO YOU HAVE????

HAHAHAHA

LOOOOOOOOOL

:D
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shelby_14 @user_28819 · 24-05-2006
تسلم اخوي على الموضوع

تحياتي للجميع ...
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كسير العين @user_24096 · 24-05-2006
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Night Hawk



[COLOR=red]INTERNET Woman:[/COLOR]




Difficult to access.




وشلون لاصار اللي عندك دايل اب :D :D :D
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Tiguan King @user_21525 · 24-05-2006
looooooooool


مشكوور مشرفنا..^_^


تحياتي
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salehhd @user_17805 · 24-05-2006
السلام عليكم

كلام جميل وخاصة اخر وحدة
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فواز @user_561 · 24-05-2006
VIRUS Woman:
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything



LoOoL

الله يقطع بليسك يا Night Hawk

:D :D
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kuwait @user_22417 · 24-05-2006
شكرلك مشرفنا على الموضوع

:)
:) :)